

That's right! Now with this handy little coupon, you don't have to wonder! Just present this coupon with a written statement of what you want to know and PRESTO! That's what I'm thinking. Expires: End of high school.
*I am not responsible for things I think that can be offensive, painful, disappointing, or any other complicated emotion.

That's right! When I don't say what I'm thinking and you're very, very curious, you can present this coupon with a written statement of what you're curious about and PRESTO! Be cautious of how/when you use this.
Expires at the end of high school
*I am not responsible for causing disappoint, hurt, or any other complicated emotion.