A single FREE embrace from an individual who identifies as ____"ENORMOUSLY TALL"____

Offer only valid if person receiving the embrace reciprocates embrace with equal or greater affection. Expiry: none.

One awkward "pat-on-the-back" from someone you don't really know.

You don't know how to approach someone this intimidating. Therefore just present this coupon and break the ice with a pat of varying speed and pressure.

Expires when you have a sweaty back.... eww!

FREE photo opportunity with a Pippin cast member...

Don't you wish you were in this photo? Now you can be! Have your picture taken with any Pippin Cast member, when you present this coupon. Camera not included in this offer. Expires when you run out of film.

    ZOMGZ²!!!

UNLIMITED FREE CAR RIDES!!!!! complete with unnecessary speeding and sing alongs!!!!

expires: January 2110

FREE NO PANTS DANCE!!

For all the times you wish to hear "I ain't got no pants on so I do the no pants dance."

Expires: In the daylight, around garlic, or around awkward teenage girls named Bella.

One Admission 82.3% off for the GUN-SHOW!!

Only valid after purchase of one full price admission. Nuff said.

Expires when Kevin get fat.

27 Free Acts of Mischief

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!
(courtesy of a noble and a peasant)

expires: NEVER!

DANCE PARTAY ADMI$$ION$

Save 50% Off Your Next Hug

Forget it... its free Teis...
Redeemable by Teis-i around the DC area.

expires: When Brendan for reals cuts off my arm(s)

Make your set ACTOR-SAFE

Look... we hurt ourselves... alot. Go use this coupon to buy some child -proof locks, corner guards and several truckloads of pillows. Please? 

Expires if all the actor dies unexpect--

          PROPS TAG TEAM!!!!

This time I got dis.

expires: When I can't get dis...

  MIC-CHECK KARAOKE ADMI$$ION  

Includes songs like: Magic to do, That one with the rivers, Happy Birthday, Shots (shots shots), Born to run I'm Proud to Be an American, Tearin' Up My Heart, The Danish national anthem, and MORE!

expires: When its time to feel so good.