Free Turd Delivery Service

This coupon is good for three Turd pickups/dropoffs without out having to pay for gas.

Punches  Remaining                   1               2                3

Free Turd Dineing Service

This Coupon is good for three trips to pick up food for the Turd/take the Turd to get food. Various restraunt options include Chicken Shack, Sarkis, Buffalo Joes, Chipotle and many more.         Punches Remaining    1      2     3

Wattle Wash

This coupon is good for one full inside/outside cleaning regiment.

             

Doofus Deflector

This coupon is good for getting riley ready and to camp/practice/school when the doofus is supposed to in order to avoid riley freakouts. services include preparing clothes, food/snacks/water bottles/needed items as well as transportation

             

   To : Wattles     

   

From : Patrick