Five Free "Learn to Lead" Lessons

That's right! Do you want to learn to lead salsa with your favourite Persian Johnny Vazquez wannabe? Now you can! Use any time, once per day!

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One Hour of Pure Seduction

Do you want your man to make you feel like a woman? Do you hate it when the fun stops as soon as it starts? Well, now you can use this coupon for the most most sensual seductive experience you can handle!

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Five Free Reggaeton Strip Dances

You may love performing, but now you get to be the audience! Sit back and enjoy as you get an eyeful of your man gyrating and stripping to sexy latin beats. (Disclaimer: Actual performer may not look like picture)

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Five Free Massages

Is your neck and back killing you? And what's the deal with the pain in your shoulders? Let your man take care of it. Use one per day whenever you want, and you'll always get a happy ending.

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Free Unlimited Silence When Desired

Do you love your man, but you just need him to give you some peace and quiet for a while? Issue this whenever you need it, and you'll have your tranquility. No questions asked! Just take back whenever you're done.

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One Free Chocolate Souffle

Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! (Please issue one day early so that I can prepare ahead of time)

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One Free Steak Dinner

It's a steak! And you get to eat it! And you don't have to make it! Did I mention, "Steak"?! You bet I did! (Please give one day's notice for preparation. Sorry but good steak needs to be done right).

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Watch One Chick Flick with Your Man

Wow! This movie looks good, but is it too girly for your man? Too bad for him! He'll watch it with a smile and no pouting/Blackberry/falling asleep/etc... He'll even discuss it with you afterwards with theories on plots and motifs!

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