A day at the spa...erg, at home.

This coupon entitles the holder to free massages from the coupon issuer. You may collect up to three massages before coupon expires. This coupon may be collected at any time and may include a request for the obscure "female happy ending"

                           A Night About Town...With Me!!!

The coupon giver entitles the receiver to two Dinner & Movie dates. The coupon recipient will choose both the movie and the location of the dinner for all three nights. The coupon giver is hereto responsible for the financial costs of these dates.

Good for ...Anything YOU want!

That's right! This coupon entitles you to anything you want! Within reason of course...The issuer assures that he will do everything in his power to fulfill the request of this coupon.

                                       Second Chance

In the case that the issuer of this coupon becomes disgruntled and does something as stupid as breaking up with the recipient of this coupon, the holder may use this coupon to restore the previous state of the relationship.

Void if break-up was resultant from infidelity, deceit, or cheating.

          Get out of jail...for Free!!!

This coupon provides the holder with the ability to get out of the "doghouse" in case of serious struggle, strife, injury, or trepidation. The issuer promises that the offense will be overlooked upon claim of coupon.

Void if the offense involves anything with respect to infidelity, deceit, or cheating.

The Sun, A Blanket, and Some Food

This coupon grants the holder an exciting day at the park or beach, a picnic of delicious treats provided by the issuer. Road trips are both allowed and encouraged.

Not valid on rainy days.

                       The Hot, The Quick, and The Dirty!

This coupon entitles the holder to three quickies with the issuer. There are not time or location limitations on the usage of this coupon; however, impromptu occasions are encouraged and preferred by the issuer.

        Work Needed...Slave for Hire

This coupon grants the power of master to the holder. The issuer will be at the will of the master, and is to do whatever the master wants for a day. This includes...everything! From underwater knitting to Spanish homework, the issuer must obey the master.

      Make me a sandwich...Bitch!!!

The coupon holder is entitled to three breakfast meals prepared, cooked, or bought* by the issuer of this coupon.

*In case there is a shortage of ingredients, knowledge, or skill required to prepair said breakfast meal.

               Mrs. King of the Hill

The holder of the coupon is entitled to overrule the issuer in three occasions where there exists a dispute over choice of movie or activity or restaurant! 

Void if conflicts with the coupons of the issuer.

                 Amateur Voyeurism

This coupon entitles the holder to record one session of whoopee with the issuer.

Issuer most be told with time to prepare for the filming of this epic event.

                 A Classy Moment

This coupon entitles the holder to two offerings of chocolates & flowers. This coupon must be returned to issuer within a few days of the desired chocolates & flowers so that the issuer may have time to acquire them.

                 The Chef

The issuer of this coupon owes the holder of this coupon three home cooked dinner of the holder's choice. The only responsibility the holder holds is to sit, kick back, and enjoy.

                   The Sexual Mirror

This coupon entitles the holder to demand from the issuer to view, and act out in imitation, a porno of the holder's choice. This coupon can be instead used to satisfy a mandatory requirement of another coupon.

                   The Tongue Ninja

The issuer most give the holder five tantalizing performances of cunnilingus. This event must last a minimum of half an hour and while not necessary, foreplay is definitely recommended.  If the performance is not satisfactory, it does not count and must be redone.

        Who's Who in the Bedroom??

The holder of this coupon has the power to decided who is who in five role playing sexual endeavors of her choice. The holder of this coupon must not feel uncomfortable witch her choice and the issuer promises to do the best he can to impersonate his role.

                 A Late Night Serenade

You are invited to a date in a  bubble bath or hot tube in which the issuer of this coupon will provide the beverage of your choice. Minimum date length: 1 hour.