One Night, Game Free

Redeemable for one night without any mean games. A proper substitute is expected to be suggested. It's all about fun for you, instead of fun for me ;)

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One Half Hour Body Massage

This entitles you to a body massage lasting for an entire half hour. 100% of my attention will be devoted to running my hands along your body and relieving as much stress as possible. Nudity optional ;) Massage oil upon request.

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Romantic Dinner

This is redeemable for a dinner of your choosing (whether it's home made or at a fancy restaurant you really want to try) with your awesome boyfriend Jeff. If it's to be a homemade dinner, the menu is as requested by the coupon bearer.

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In the Mood

This coupon is redeemable for a rough love session with Jeff, for a discrete way to signal when others are round, and you happen to be randomly in the mood. Clothing not allowed.

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Love Slave For A Day

Whatever you want, whenever you want, wherever you want. All you have to do is say the word and I will obey you ;) Your wish is my command, Julie.

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One Nice Thing Protest Free

I'll let you do something nice, with no bitching or moaning. If you give me this coupon, I will make sure to not say a single thing and take it like a man.

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Spend Entire Day Together

With our busy schedules, I thought this would be good. This reserves an entire day for us to spend together, just the two of us, all day, from when we wake up, ending with falling asleep together. No one else allowed :) Just me and my favorite girl.

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Movie Night

This coupon means that I have to watch a movie you think I would enjoy that I would find questionable. All without me complaining or being "iffy." Aka what happened with "A Walk to Remember."

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Lazy Day

One full day of laziness. Laying in my bed listening to music, cuddling all day, watching tv, going to the movies, eating fast food/food we don't cook, renting a movie, etc. Minimum physical activity. Clothing optional.

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