One Custom Love Song 

Written and performed live by Alex, amplified or unplugged. 

Monica Peterson's Birthday Present 09-09-09 Expires 4/1/2012

Free masaje de un typo o otro

Give  this coupon to Alex and enjoy one hour of dreaminess and bliss any time any day!

Free get out of the house coupon

That's right! Give this coupon to Alex and get out of the house for one hour, anytime.  He will take care of Mateo, do the laundry, fix dinner, or even clean the bathroom.

Offer only good for Monica Peterson, after 09-09-09 birthday.

Good for one room cleaning

That's right! Alex will clean any room, even his, for free!  This includes the piles of clothes and the shoes

Good for one date night

That's right! Dinner and a movie, romantic candle-light lunch, or Malt Shop to go.

Good for three loads of laundry

That's right! No matter how dirty.  Even if it is pee or Hayduke hair covered.

One free gourmet dinner cooked at home

That's right! I'll cook whatever you want at home, due to lack of any other ethnic restaurants within 60 miles.

One overnight vacation

Yes!  One overnighter at the spot of your choice. I'll find a place for Mateo. This may also include food, fun, or savory delights.

Good for one hot romantic poem

Simply present this coupon for an on-the-spot poem bound to make you weep, sigh, laugh, or scream in pleasure.  Fancy paper not included.